Charly Says Tell Your Mommie Before You Go Somewhere
Pissed as fuck drunk at work last night. Luckily I only broke one beer bottle and covered my ass pretty fucking good before anyone took notice. Boss says: "I know you're drinking your beer and whatever but I'm gonna
need you to take all those empties down to the main floor. Just stack
them outside the elevator." I ask what to do about the beer in my hand, which at this point is still basically full. He says: "Just drink it while moving them." Chyea. So there I was hauling beer boxes three at a time on and off the elevator, beer in hand -- swigging when necessary, trying not to spill any liquid, dead tired after 10 hours of work, drunk as fuck, and trying to look all suave and shit at the same time. Pretty fucking cool.
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