Happy Death Day
666 -- The Number of the Beast -- Today's
date
Since such a fine opportunity to engage in some quality devil worship only
comes along only once a century, I thought I'd make a list of the "Top
5" evil things I could think of.
Check 'em out:
5. A golden bible with ivory pages.
4. A giant vat of phlegm.
3. A firestorm of maggoty rotten tomatoes.
2. Yuppies jerking off to a pic of their boss.
1. A legion of tri-breasted she-males. (make that tri-breasted she-males with
red-hot tritons...whoa ha ha ha ha).
I hope your day has been evil and destructive enough for ya. Mine's been pretty
disappointing. Well, there's still 40 minutes of ugly goodness left...ya never
know what could happen.
